There’s coffee, and there’s MARXISM Coffee Mix from China. To cover all bases or in case only atheists would be attracted to it, the product claims also to be God’s favored coffee! So once you get to the Pearly Gates, don’t be astonished to see some angels rushing to meetings clutching cups of MARXISM brew. The Allmighty’s hand appears encouraging from an UFO like reflective disc hurling from the heavens and gives us a thumbs up. Please also note the bag handle which encourages you to proudly carry this masterpiece of caffeinated-contemporary-communist-capitalism in the open.
What has this coffee turned into, we can only wonder? The bag clearly states that its content has BEEN coffee at one point. Past tense is also used for the company’s name: They have BEEN coffee masters at one point. But not anymore. Whatever they are now, they are the ones who should tell us what this bag contains currently. 454 g of some stuff which once has been UGANDA AA coffee…
Forget roasted coffee. GREEN COFFEE has slimming properties Brazilian ladies seem to have discovered. Yet proudly Made in the USA, who outsource everything else to China but the secret Yankee Green Coffee production! Unavailable however in North or South America because of unsubstantiated health claims, yet who cares in China about those pesky details. I am glad that the manufacturer also advices the ladies to share: After all, one pack contains no less than 18 tubs of green coffee. Nothing could be easier.
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3 responses to “The World of Mysterious Chinese Coffee Culture: Part 1”
have you actually tasted any of these? i would be curious to know what they are like. By the way.. you might be interested in my blog… it is work in progress right now. But it is all about Victoria’s coffee shops as well.
Elain – your coffee blog is utterly brilliant! Normally I remove links to anything — because it is free advertising. Your blog has to be seen to be believed!
Elain, no I didn’t taste those. Wouldn’t even know where to purchase them and even I’d have the chance, I don’t think that I am that daring! Agree with Colin—what a darn nice blog you produce!! So much observation skills, talent and dedication, I am blown away. Very very unique.