Australia issues warning about Canada

An Australian government website lists Canada as a country where travellers need to be cautious about terrorism, dangerous winter driving and cold weather conditions.

We advise you to exercise caution and monitor developments that might affect your safety in Canada because of the risk of terrorist attack, says the travel advisory.

The website further warns about bush and forest fires which can occur any time in Canada.

Add Earthquakes and avalanche and that rounds out a series of serious warnings about potential peril in Canada.

And considering that warnings are fair game, lets talk about some potential travel hazards in Australia:

Australia is home to the deadliest collection of animals in the world; man-eating sharks, lethal jellyfish, red back spiders, crocodiles, snakes, scorpions, Tasmanian devils, dingoes, wild pigs, toxic octopuses, killer kangaroos, stonefish, sting rays and many, many more. But the truth is, they rarely harm anyone…

Except tourists.

And if the Kangaroos don’t kill you outright, they will dry hump you silly, before passing you over to a flea bitten Koala for a final humiliation.

Yup. That is Australia.
Be warned.