Beware seasonally excessive coffee consumption

Too much espresso? Flip baby deer!

Ok. So you have been to one too many office parties.

And they say that you are better off drinking coffee instead of booze.

There is a downside.

It is believed (from the legendary photo above), that if you are an attractive and unmarried young woman…
and you drink too much espresso at an office party…
that you can acquire the power of the flippining

…the ability to spin a mouse-deer… in mid-air…
with just your thoughts…

Apparently this gift only really appeared in the sixties.

So drink all you want.

And drive safely.

Ok. So you have been to one too many office parties. And they say that you are better off drinking coffee instead of booze. There is a downside. It is believed (from the legendary photo above), that if you are an attractive and unmarried young woman… and you drink too much espresso at an office…